cassywinchestertheangel:

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

image

Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

WELL WHO ELSE WAS GONNA COME UP WITH IT? THE DOCTOR?

(via allthatandasideoftom)


thelesserhalf:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

ally0mazing:

There can only be one logical explanation for this:

Voldemort has returned….

MY DEAR

I’M AFRAID YOU HAVE

THE GRIM

What’s the grin? 

Not the grin, you idiot! THE GRIM!

Taking the form of a giant spectral dog, it’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s the omen of death

(via insatiablebookgeek)


t00-many-fandoms:

marshmallowcapaldi:

Oi big sexy woman!

reasons why we love Twelve

he’s totally rapping

(via weirdnerdgirl400)


tonightinatlanticcity:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

OKAY THAT WAS KIND OF A FUCKING TWIST.

(via fuck-you-im-australian)


radivs:

Four Seasons in Switzerland by Robin Halioua

1 | 2 | 3 | 4

(via ba-dum-tish)


ophelia-tagloff:

lokiwholockfactory:

thereallimegreenandloki:

whittyonernc:

Oh fuck you.

better yet fuck me

I don’t know why but I feel like tagging ophelia-tagloff and smittentomkitten tp all THIS MOTHERFUCKING CUTE SHIT ON MY DASH

Oh it’s the penis head picture.Weird that I identify it as such.Not surprising, however.

ophelia-tagloff:

lokiwholockfactory:

thereallimegreenandloki:

whittyonernc:

Oh fuck you.

better yet fuck me

I don’t know why but I feel like tagging ophelia-tagloff and smittentomkitten tp all THIS MOTHERFUCKING CUTE SHIT ON MY DASH

Oh it’s the penis head picture.

Weird that I identify it as such.

Not surprising, however.




angelica-aswald:

[GINUWINE- PONY PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

angelica-aswald:

[GINUWINE- PONY PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

(via ophelia-tagloff)


creativereadingfanfiction:

Loki’s face when hearing Thor say this, right after he figured out he was Jotun.

(via velvet-muffin)


mewiet:

I’m gonna be 80 and still not over this face.

(via celtickaye)



anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via twilightshyfluttersparkle)



roxanestark:

ladiesloveloki:

nearly-headless-horseman:

anightvaleintern:

iwishiwaskristenstewartsgf:

briellableu:

beautiesofafrique:

Newborn baby stuns doctors by holding her own bottle (in the UK)

A baby girl has amazed doctors with her ability to hold her own feeding bottle. Two-week-old Ammra was able to grasp her bottle alone just three days after she was born at Queen’s Hospital, Romford in Essex, her mother Onyi Chiedozie said.The 20-year-old, who is using a combination of breast and bottle feeding, said doctors and nurses were stunned by the baby’s ability to master her strong grip so soon after she was born.

Source

Black excellence 

this baby is gonna be a brain surgeon when she’s like 10

For people who are like big deal, she held a cup.

My nephew didn’t hold a bottle till he was like one.  Most babies don’t know how to process gravity or the concept of if you grip the bottle it stays close to you where you can suckle it and if you tilt it back the liquid is accessible and it’s a lot to process for a baby okay.

This baby is way ahead in neuromuscular and cognitive development. She’s one of the xmen probably, it’s really amazing, the equivalent of a baby saying it’s first word at 2 months old ok it’s really amazing

EVOLUTION LEAPED FORWARD

My 18 month old refuses to hold his milk cup. He will hold a juice cup. But he doesn’t trust himself with a milk cup. This is amazing.