just-call-me-mrs-hiddles:

hightimeswithhiddles:

just-call-me-mrs-hiddles:

Matt Bomer filming Magic Mike XXL (October 10, 2014)

jossmayfair hightimeswithhiddles WHAT?!

OH MY GOD

CUT THE SHIT, MATTHEW

(via unseendancingqueen)


mrfozzilla:

brbbl00dbending:

One of the few times where Iroh is blunt as hell

Iroh was the best man

(via epic-humor)


Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat]

(via epic-humor)



IF ONLY THEY MADE THIS FOR WRITING SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGIES



roxanestark:

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.
To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?
Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.
He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”
Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.
This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay


*whack* Didn’t see that, did ya.

roxanestark:

edgebug:

morgarine:

This isn’t a fucking competition Legolas

Any time anyone says Tolkien isn’t funny, I bring up this scene.

To put it in context, Aragorn is a ridiculously good tracker. He had just been literally lying flat on his belly on the ground, his ear pressed to the dirt, so he could listen for footsteps of the army that was way, way out of sight. We’re talking miles away, here. Aragorn was listening to the ground. And from that, he figured out that there were a lot of riders, on hecka fast horses, heading right towards them, with the intention of fucking their shit up. Pretty badass, right?

Cue Legolas, a.k.a. You Little Shit. Legolas is an elf. His eyesight and hearing is ridiculously good. Like, it puts any human’s to shame.

He literally let Aragorn lie there on the ground and strain to hear footsteps in the distance for no reason. And when Aragorn got up, the little shit drove the point home by saying “Oh yeah, I see them, I’ve seen them this whole time, there’s a hundred and five of them, oh yeah and they’re all blonde and they’re carrying spears nbd”

Cue Aragorn gritting his teeth in frustration and Legolas smirking like the sassy pointy-eared fuck that he is.

This may actually be my favorite part of LOTR okay

*whack* Didn’t see that, did ya.


klexquisite:

fangirlingtendencies:

Tom ships himself with EVERYONE.

Tom is the Jack Harkness of the cast.

(via insatiablebookgeek)


stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via insatiablebookgeek)


behindthesefangirleyes:

obsessiforge:

nanenna:

madokasmagical:

Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream

This post turned real fast

(via insatiablebookgeek)


lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

(via insatiablebookgeek)


hbbear09:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins


I just need you to click on that link ^

hbbear09:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

I just need you to click on that link ^

(via insatiablebookgeek)


sassyiestcasinthegarrison:

lucimoosey:

dean-at-heart:

anastiel:

OH YES LET’S JUST MAKE A SUPERNATURAL THEMED OUIJA BOARD SO WE CAN SUMMON SPIRITS.
THAT’S A FUCKING GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!
(x)

THERE’S NOT OVER 200 EPISODES TELLING US THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA OR ANYTHING

NO. DO NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. THINK. ABOUT. IT

YES

sassyiestcasinthegarrison:

lucimoosey:

dean-at-heart:

anastiel:

OH YES LET’S JUST MAKE A SUPERNATURAL THEMED OUIJA BOARD SO WE CAN SUMMON SPIRITS.

THAT’S A FUCKING GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!

(x)

THERE’S NOT OVER 200 EPISODES TELLING US THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA OR ANYTHING

NO. DO NOT. EVEN. FUCKING. THINK. ABOUT. IT

YES

(via buckybarneslokilaufeysonsholmes)


p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(via buckybarneslokilaufeysonsholmes)